Monday, October 3, 2011

Dudes and Duds of the Day (Football Edition)

The DUDES

How convenient - Today's Dudes are also the Dudette's Finest Footballers.

Calvin Johnson

Getty Images

How 'bout them Lions!  First Detroit gets that sweet Eminem commercial, now the Tigers are in the playoffs and their Lions are undefeated!  Things are looking up in Motor City.  Megatron is averaging 2 touchdowns in each game for the Lions this season.  He is one of the top, if not best wide receivers in the NFL; even though Rob Ryan (the Cowboys disgusting pirate looking D coach and twin brother of foot fetish Dud Rex) stated that Megatron is not better than the Cowboy's third wide receiver....which makes me giggle.  Not only did Detroit come back from a 24 point deficit, Calvin Johnson once again had 2 touchdowns including the winning one, even though the Cowboys tried to cheat by putting 12 men on the field.

Aaron Rodgers

TotalProSports.com

A-Rodge is unstoppable.  His Packers are undefeated and his career high 408 yard passing game yesterday with 4 passing touchdowns and 2 rushing touchdowns was phenomenal.  I don't know about our readers, but we certainly can't get enough of his championship belt celebration.  I yearn for it.

Honorable Mentions: Lions D, Ryan Torrain, 49ers, Wes Welker, Matt Forte




The DUDS

Felix Jones

DallasCowboysTimes.com

On 4th down with seconds left, Romo found Jones who could have easily taken 5 steps to reach the first down marker - Instead he took 3 steps and stepped out of bounds. I don't think any of the Cowboys realized it was 4th down, except for Romo who had a horrific game any way. Time ticked off the clock and to my enjoyment, the Lions won! 


The Dream Team Eagles

Associated Press

First it's the Miami Heat, now it's the Philadelphia Eagles.  But everyone knows what happened to the Heat...they couldn't handle it...even with all that "talent".  So for all those suckers who thought Philly had the perfect package, think again.  I know it's early in the season...But so nice to have our Skins sittin' pretty at 3-1. 

Honorable Mentions:  Tony Romo, Nick Mangold (for looking like a barbarian), The Refs in the Giants game, Richard Seymour

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