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Congrats to the USA (team from Huntington Beach, CA) for winning the Little League World Series!  With 2 outs in the bottom of the 6th inning (this is the last inning for little league), Little Dude, Nick Pratto had the game winning hit.  Check out the full story on ESPN.



Photo Credit: Chris Graythen/Getty Images


Also a shout out to Jeremy Shockey who saved his teammate's life....Good luck trying to save Carolina's offense!
















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Ryan Harrison



Photo Credit: Mark Howard/Tennisnow.com


Tsk Tsk!  Young US tennis hopeful hot head, Ryan Harrison, had some temper tantrums in his first round match of the US Open yesterday - and apparently he was booed off the court.  Then again, I didn't know who he was until news broke about his blow up....so kudos for making yourself relevant! 

Girl's Guide to the Fantasy Football Draft

Every girl's got her secrets...and let's be serious, I don't have time to look up every 2010 stat of every respectable player in the NFL.  So I get by with a little help from my brother, ESPN, Yahoo Sports, and BleacherReport.

First, know the rules of your league!  I'm playing in both ESPN and Yahoo leagues and it's important to remember details, for example:  A rushing touchdown or receiving touchdown are more significant than a passing touchdown from your QB. Hint: Draft a top RB or WR in the first round!  Also, don't forget that when you're drafting players to not load up on guys that have the same bye weeks.

As Tri and I know very well - You can't play fantasy with your heart if you want to win.  I think Michael Vick is well, a horrible person - but statistically he will do well in fantasy.  And hypothetically if your favorite team is the Redskins....you may want to rethink drafting more than 1....or 0.

Don't get caught up in who other people are drafting.  If they are taking kickers and defenses in the 3rd and 4th rounds....they are really dumb.  Be smart, save those picks for the later rounds!

If this is your first draft, try to do a couple rounds in a mock draft.  You will know what to expect and be more calm come the real deal.  I did this for baseball.....and let's just say I'm in the playoffs as a rookie and my veteran fantasy baseball playing Dad, is not!  Sorry, Dad...!

And lastly, have a drink in your hand.....drafts sometimes take a while and can get slightly boring....and if you're a little nervous, it will certainly calm your nerves.

As to who to draft....I don't give away all my secrets!!

Happy Drafting Dudettes!

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Summer Vacation!

Hey Dudes and Dudettes!!

It just so happens that we are all on vacation this week.  We apologize for not being as active and I'm sure you all will miss our witty and biased posts.  Thanks for checking in and we'll see ya in a week!

Love,
Your Favorite Sporty Dudettes

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Mark Sanchez


Source: NY Post



I had a tough time with this one....I couldn't decide if Marky is a Stud or a Dud in his spread for the September issue of GQ.  He mentions in the article that he "wanted to fight Rex Ryan".....which I mean, who doesn't?  Awesome points for that comment.  Then, I got slightly confused by the photo below...knocking him back down to Dud Status. A) For a September issue, you would think the "no white" after Labor Day rule should apply...and B) He looks like he's going clubbing in South Beach.....Still love ya though....just not your team or your coach or your skinny jeans!

Source: GQ

Puck Fittsburgh

http://blogs.baltimoreravens.com

So the Skins play their first preseason game tonight and for the first time in a long time, I’m not going.  The reason – they are playing the Steelers and I just can’t stand anything to do with that team.  Of course, if it was a regular season game, I’d be there, but I don’t feel like going to a game that truly doesn’t mean anything, especially when it means dealing with the mobs of Steelers fans that will undoubtedly be there.  And just let me highlight – they will not be there because the Steelers are America’s team and people in every city just grow up to become Steeler fans.  There are Steeler fans in so many cities across the country because there is nowhere to work in Pittsburgh, so they are forced to migrate.  You don’t hear all that many people who grow up in DC saying, I think I’ll move to Pittsburgh for a job – hence, there aren’t as many Skins fans dispersed across the country.

My hatred of the Steelers has only grown recently, as they were the only team that did not sign the Collective Bargaining Agreement.  It doesn’t matter, because everyone else signed it and the lock out is over – but it’s still annoying.  Their reason for not signing – they did not like that Roger Goodell still has power over fining and suspending players.  They believe that James Harrison was unfairly targeted last and that many of his dirty hits weren’t all that dirty.  They also don’t likeGoodell having power to suspend based on off-the-field behavior. 

Here's Ryan Clark's Quote:

"Roger Goodell (still) has total control over the fining process," Clark said. "For us, that's a deal breaker. We feel like someone else should be on that. We feel it should be someone who is not on the NFL payroll. When you know where your bread is buttered, you make decisions according to what they want."

My feeling on the matter Pittsburghers - play a clean game and don’t have a quarterback that sexually assaults multiple women (ok – allegedly….but who does he think he’s fooling).  Then the person making the call on fines and suspensions really doesn’t matter.

And oh yeah........................

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Dan Uggla

www.danuggla.org

He's having an impressive hitting steak streak - 31 games and couting!  Also, check out his foundation's website, Diamonds in the Rough.


The DUDS

The North Carolina High School Athletic Associaton.....for not allowing this kid to play football.  Also, watch the video for his sweet touchdown dance...we love!

Needed - 1 Roommate

http://www.twifonline.com/?p=6608

Hey all you Bostonians - need a roomie?  I think I have one for you.  And it just may be a lot of fun.  New Patriot Chad Ochocinco hasn't had much luck finding a pad in the Foxborough area.  He's decided he's going to live with a fan for the first few weeks of the season.  He doesn't have a plan as to how he's going to decide which fan yet, but says that the lucky fan is going to need to have the internet and an Xbox.  Those are the only qualifications - you in??  He would like you to help him figure out his way around the city and just generally help him get acclimated.  As soon as he finds a suitable place of his own, he'll be moving on out.  No mention if he's going to be paying rent - given the hefty fines he's been given in the past, maybe it's an issue.....  Or maybe the experience itself is going to be payment enough.  If you apply, make sure you let us know and if you are the big winner - The Dudettes would like to write a blog live from your house!

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The DUDE

Source: yardbarker

Brian Wilson Ha, yea right, he will never be our Dude if I'm writing - but this fan, D.J. Silva, takes the cake today.  I mean this requires a lot of effort.









The LITTLE DUDE

Leonel Angel Coira



Source: ESPN

This is why other countries are far more advanced in footy skills than the USA....kids live and breathe soccer at the youngest age.  This Argentinian tiny tot, at the age of 7, was signed by Real Madrid today and will start training in their youth program immediately. Now that's pretty incredible.

Suddenly I'm a Golf Fan

Us Dudettes would like to congratulate Adam Scott and his new caddie Steve Williams! We would also like to take a little credit for this victory....After all, we were the ones who made him D.O.T.D (Dude of the Day) on Thursday.

Source: Amy Sancetta/AP

I was hangin with my Pops this weekend, so I watched a little golf and napped to a lot of golf.  The story of the Bridgestone Invitational was all about Tiger's comeback and firing his caddie, Steve Williams who is now with Hotty Scotty.  With all the attention surrounding this trio, I learned that caddies do more than just lug those ridiculously heavy golf bags around in 100 degree heat...they are more like coaches.

How fitting after all the drama surrounding Tiger firing Steve, that he would go on to win this prestigious tournament with Adam Scott.  After the final round today, Williams was interviewed and said that out of the 33 years he has been a caddie (12 of those with Tiger), this was the most memorable victory and the greatest week of his life - Translation: "Suck it Tiger".

Rickie Fowler - Source: Feratri.com

Not only am I happy that I got my Hotty Scotty fix this weekend, but I was excited to see that most of the guys who finished top 10 were all extremely young golfers that bring a lot of talent, promise, and excitement to the game.  22 year old Zac Efron Rickie Fowler brings his own style and flare to the PGA Tour.  I will actually follow golf now just to see what neon color combination this surfer golfer dude goes for.  Obviously, there is Rory McIlroy who is just an adorable, young chap that seems to have a good head on his shoulders.  Then there is 23 year old Jason Day who has not only been consistent with his top finishes this year, but he has a smokin' hot wife.

Ryo Ishikawa - Source: golfweek.com/Getty Images

And lastly I'll give a shout out to the elastic arm band man, 19 (Yup born in the '90s..) year old Ryo Ishikawa from Japan, who according to Wiki is donating all of his 2011 earnings to the Japan relief fund PLUS $100,000 for every birdie he makes - Hot diggity damn -  these guys make a lot of money (and are quite generous)!

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The DUDE

Tim Riggins

NBC

It's Friday and we miss Friday Night Lights and our favorite Panther.  Our Fridays are not the same without our beloved, rugged Riggins ...Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Can't Lose.







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Sean Avery

ESPN

If you know me well, there is only 1 person in the NHL that I loathe more than Sidney Crosby (can't spell Crosby without 'CRY' and 'SOB', right Tri?).....and that person is Sean Avery.  People Magazine covered this story and it made my skin crawl that they referred to him as a "hockey star"....  Anyways, in case you were curious, he attacked a police officer last night (after refusing to turn down his music) and was arrested. Bail was set at $20,000.  I wonder how his cellmates felt about his love for women's fashion, playing with dolls, and the fact that he admires a nice purse.  Congrats Sean, you are officially someone's bitch.  And yes, that photo was actually allowed on the NY Rangers website.

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Adam Scott

Golf.com

Scotty is a Hotty- Since the Bridgestone Invitational is this weekend (or as ESPN probably refers to as "The Tiger Tournament"), we thought what better way to spice up the golf game with this Aussie hunk.  Between Shark Week and Adam Scott - we can't get enough of the accent!  Scott will tee off at 2pm ET today.








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Yahoo.com

John Elway is in his pants!....Yahoo Sports couldn't have said it better - We didn't think any tat could top this in Toolville. 

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John Stamos Rick Ankiel


Getty Images


This Nats stud has been on fire lately and has worked hard for his spot at the top of the order.  He hit his second career grany last night against his former team, the Braves.






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Alex Rodriguez



AP Photo


In the news again for illegal gambling and steroids....surprise, surprise!

SHAQ!!

www.huffingtonpost.com

Dudette fav Shaquille O'Neal appeared on Conan last night.  While there was no dance off this time, Shaq did appear wearing a Conan wig, told us about his attempts to visit the President without an appointment, and most importantly, mentioned his love of riding in small cars.  In response, Conan provided 2 very small vehicles for he and Shaq to ride in.  Lets just say, the big man took a little tumble.  Given Conan's reaction, pretty sure it was unplanned.    Check it out!!

Monday Musings - Wednesday Edition

Source: Kevin H.

Happy hump day everyone! So, apologize for the delay on Monday Musings, kinda been busy, also kinda been a boring week for sports. Unless your mags, and are so excited about all the baseball trades!! Or if you’re a Philadelphia Eagles fan. Blah. Anyways, here’s your update on recent and upcoming sports!

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Tiger Woods will be competing again this weekend after a three month layoff. The golfer, who hasn’t won a tournament in two years, says he feels “great” and is just “focused on trying to win a golf tournament.” Too bad we’ve all become pretty skeptical of his typical pre-tournament talk these days.

Check out this interesting NY Times article about what happens when the NCAA forces schools to vacate past wins due to rules violations. While the fans may have strong memories of championship games, technically, they did not happen. For example, the article asks, “If Ohio State vacates its 2010 football victories, does it still have a seven-game winning streak against archrival Michigan?" Or, "At the end of that 2005 season the Trojans lost to Texas in the national championship game. Or did they?" I'm sure some people will give very different answers.

Hey, Adam Dunn – shoulda stayed in DC!  

Juergen Klinsman was announced as the new head coach of the U.S. Men’s soccer team, after previous coach, Bob Bradley, was fired. Hiring the former German national team head coach is certainly exciting news for U.S. soccer fans, but Klinsman seems cautiously optimistic about the future success of the team.                

Can’t say I’m a huge fan of the Wave either, but I guess they REALLY don’t like it down in Texas. There’s even a website against it.

Manchester United beat Barcelona 2-1 this past weekend in front of a huge crowd of 81,000 at FedEx field. This was the largest crowd ever to watch a soccer game in the Washington, D.C. region. Awesome!                 

This guy needs to work on his diving skills…

Kobe Bryant at the Manchester/Barca game. He likes soccer! Source: Francis Chung

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Clayton Kershaw

Thought I'd give another shout out to a west coast pitcher.  Kershaw nabbed his 13th victory of the season last night against the Padres.....And helped me get a W in fantasy....which is pretty crucial since I'm going up against my broskies this week!  Also, Clayton - What did we say about chin straps??  I know it's a Jersey Shore thing, but is it also trending out west?  Us Dudettes ain't feelin it back east...







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Rex Ryan



Where do I begin....So aside from him being a gross dud with foot fetishes and a freak wife....not only did he pick up Plaxico Burress this week, he also picked up some disease on his leg....oh wait that's his new tattoo.  Apparently it means "believe in yourself"...I think it looks like a sissy dragon.

Video snapshot via Facebook



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Michael Owen

Photo: Steve Parsons/PA

Injury prone English star, Michael Owen scored the game winning goal this past weekend against Barcelona.  Good to have you back in top form - here's to a successful and healthy season with United.....we hope!  Also, John Harkes, stop trying to slip a fake Scottish accent into your commentating.....you're from New Jersey and aren't fooling anyone..

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What a whack job!  No further details as to why he acted barbaric.  This took place at the Celebrity Soccer Challenge in DC yesterday hosted by athlete power couple Mia Hamm and Nomar Garciaparra.