Jayson's Werthless Batting Average

UPI/Kevin Dietsch

You booze you loose win!  Duffy's Irish Pub in DC is selling beer (Miller High Life, PBR, and Bud Heavy) for the price of Jayson Werth's batting average.  Prior to today, brewskies were only $2.12!  However, last night Werth went 3 for 5 with a 2 run homer...gotta give credit where credit is due. I don't want to blast you too much Jayson, but the Nats signed ya for 126 million buddy.....we expect beers to be at least $3.75.  Also, please do something about that beard, you look like a sasquatch.  But hey, if you get the Nats to the playoffs...beard it baby.